Sunday, May 22, 2005

Chaps have no asses!

Really. They don't. They're designed to go over pants, which then provide the ass covering.

Saying "assless chaps" makes as much sense as saying "sleeveless hats".

Yes, I know, some people have taken to wearing them without pants and leaving their ass exposed. This is not the fault of the chaps, however. Any more than wearing a jacket without a shirt makes it a "chestless jacket".

Are you following me? The chaps themselves are all the same. There is a phrase to decribe "chaps with asses", however. They are "leather pants".

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