Monday, January 23, 2006

Another classic opening paragraph


"Damn you all to Hell, R.O.T.O.R. Do not be fooled by the kickass VHS cover art of an awesome-looking robot holding a gun and straddling a burned-out motorcycle. R.O.T.O.R. is as inept a movie as they come, but without the riotous laughs of Samurai Cop or The Stabilizer."

The full review, Skeletons In A Tin Coffin, is hilarious and wonderful. I'm not sure why I don't read Johnny LaRue's Crane Shot every day, but I'm now dedicated to changing that.

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