Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Priorities


If anyone may be skeptical of my lack of concern over seeing Maggie Grace's breasts in that crappy movie the other day, please allow me to offer my life priorities -
  1. The health and welfare of humanity as a whole.
  2. The health and welfare of my family and loved ones.
  3. Quality moviemaking.
  4. Boobies.
  5. My own health and welfare.

As such, quality moviemaking with no boobies is just fine, although, on occasion boobies can be used to make up for lack of quality moviemaking. Poor moviemaking with no boobies, however, is always unacceptable.

Please feel free to reference this list any time there is a question regarding my priorities in past or future posts.

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