Wednesday, November 01, 2006

New movie rule

Before I write an actual review of Halloween III: Season of the Witch, I have a new movie rule to share that it inspired.

If you have a heterosexual sex scene that does not advance the plot and is not logically motivated by the characters, you have to show breasts full on. Period. If you set it up, but the actress won't do it or you have ratings concerns, just cut out the scene. You can leave all the scenes surrounding it to imply it happened, but the scene will just waste all of our time.

I'm sure there's an equivalent gay male rule, but as Hollywood has yet to have the balls to show gratuitous gay sex and movies outside the mainstream that feature anything like that seem largely unafraid of showing skin. If anyone can dispute that, I'd be intrigued to hear more.

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