Sucking My Will to Live by Lindy West.
Seriously, I probably wouldn't have pushed this point, but this kept making me laugh and laugh.
I wonder how Mike Myers is doing. Is he out promoting still or has he gone into hiding?
I'm sure my Schadenfreude wouldn't be so high... I mean, he had enough of my affection to even get past the two crappy Austin Powers sequels, but goddamn The Cat in the Hat was really a hard kick to the ribs of every decent person in the world. Frankly, if this was only the beginning of his downfall, it would be appropriate to my mind.