Friday, February 20, 2009

Open letter to America Olivo

Dear America Olivo,

Please, never show me your horrific dime store boob job again.

I suppose Friday the 13th was intended to give me nightmares, and your swollen abortive surgery attempts certainly accomplished that. So your topless taunting sequence could arguably be a brilliantly Cronenberg-ian sequence by director Marcus Nispel, but forgive me if I remain skeptical.

Just keep them put away in the future. Seriously. No, nobody needs a second viewing.

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